You're a lowly Ferkakta Central Services trainee, you're working the graveyard shift, you're blogging as hard as you can, yet you still can't satisfy the big boss. But a huge story is breaking: The Qumquatti jewels have been stolen and the Holy Gouda has gone missing from the Ferkakta Museum of Natural History! Are these two master criminal acts connected? How far are you prepared to go in search of the truth? All the way underground?
Other bloggers would be daunted by such a monstrous and difficult task, but you're not the average blogger. You're an intrepid blogger and if you get the scoop and uncover the truth about these dastardly deeds, who knows what's in store for you? Maybe you'll even get promoted to the dayshift.